COSMOS CAT
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Cosmos Cat in a launch and entry suit

he can face any star out here. he will never reach one.

A man with a rocket company put a cat in the suit and wanted the footage. Eleven minutes after the hatch opened the cat let go of the vehicle on purpose, told the ground where to file the flight plan, and has been out here ever since with no tether, no jetpack and nothing aboard to burn.

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He is not stranded in the way that word usually means. A cat can turn to face anything in a vacuum, for free, forever, by bending his back the way a dropped one does. What he cannot do is get one metre closer to any of it. Both halves of that are the same piece of physics, and this panel is that piece of physics with a cat inside it.

the window needs a canvas. yours is not answering.

the spine is the engine

Two rigid halves joined at one point, total angular momentum pinned at zero, one revolution of the bend around its cone. Kane and Scher published this model in 1969 and it is the whole propulsion system on this vehicle. Set the two bends, run a cycle, and the sky turns by exactly what the equations say.

the ground keeps sending

Every line below is a real thing a control room says to a person outside a vehicle. The uplink works and the receiver is fine. He hears every word of it.

the record

the only cat that ever flew

France put a stray from the streets of Paris on a Veronique AGI 47 on 18 october 1963 at 08:09, with nine electrodes implanted in her skull and two more glued to a foreleg to shock her mid flight. She was catalogue number C 341, one of fourteen cats bought from a dealer, and she weighed 2.5 kg. The flight lasted 13 minutes, five of them weightless, at 152 km, and she pulled 9.5 g going up. She came back alive. About two months later she was euthanised so her brain could be sectioned.

A second cat went up on 24 october, an explosive bolt failed, and it was dead before anyone reached the capsule. The press had already renamed the first one Felix, and Comoros in 1992, Chad in 1997 and Niger in 1999 all printed stamps with a male cat and the wrong name on them. There is a bronze of her at the International Space University in Strasbourg, unveiled on 18 december 2019, paid for by strangers on the internet.

the maneuver is real, and it is not a reflex

The turn in the window is T. R. Kane and M. P. Scher, A dynamical explanation of the falling cat phenomenon, International Journal of Solids and Structures 5 (1969) 663 to 670, written at Stanford on NASA grant NGR-05-020-209. Their cat is two cylinders joined at a point that bend but never twist, and the whole argument is that the angular momentum stays at zero the entire time, so nothing is pushing against anything.

The one number they could not derive they measured: the ratio of axial to transverse moment of inertia, 0.25, taken with Dr James Robinson of NASA Ames on fourteen segments of a dead cat. Their published pair of bends, 116 degrees forward and 25 back, read off the Life photographs of a falling cat, turns the model through 179.899 degrees in one cycle. That is the number this page starts on, and the exact half turn sits at a forward bend of 116.1.

a space station learned it in 2006

Turning a spacecraft normally costs fuel. On 5 november 2006 the International Space Station was rotated 90 degrees without firing a thruster, and on 3 march 2007 it was turned all the way round, 180 degrees, the same way: stored momentum in the gyros and the torque the environment hands you for nothing. Draper Laboratory called it a Zero Propellant Maneuver. The same rotation on thrusters had burned 110 pounds, about 50 kg, and propellant up there runs over 20,000 dollars a kilogram.

An astronaut outside carries less than that. The rescue pack on the back of a suit, SAFER, holds 1.4 kg of nitrogen and 3.05 m/s, once, for the rest of the walk. Bruce McCandless flew 98 m from the shuttle on 7 february 1984 with a bigger one and every metre of it was budgeted.

the part he cannot do

In 1957 two US Air Force researchers put eight kittens in T-33 and F-94 jets flying parabolas and let go of them. S. J. Gerathewohl and H. D. Stallings, The labyrinthine posture reflex in the cat during weightlessness, Journal of Aviation Medicine 28(4), august 1957: the righting reflex is almost completely lost when there is no gravity. The mechanics work anywhere. Knowing which way you want to end up is an organ in the inner ear, and that organ needs a down.

So he can turn, precisely, forever, for nothing, and no part of him knows where to stop. The last vehicle this ground launched on a stunt was a car with a dummy in it, on 6 february 2018, still going round the sun every 557 days with a 6 percent chance of hitting the Earth inside a million years. Nobody sent that one a flight plan either.